Winter 2011-2012:

"I had to let cooler heads prevail and say it... Or else i knew we were never going to get to dinner." -Warren on saying I love you for the first time

"I have feelbuds. And they feel things." -Amanda

"It's really abrasive out here."- some random girl walking out into the cold
"I think she meant to say bracing."- Me
"Nah, it's really like sandpaper out here." -Mitch

"But what if two ugly people get together and one is smarter than the other?"- Amanda
"I'm just saying those people don't get to date ditch."-Me

"You like to have a spare pony in the stable."- Me
"Yeah you always have a second one saddled up in case the first one keels over."-Mitch

"These are people fighting against the tide of their relationship."-Me

"I'm such a cheerleader. No wonder people don't think I'm athletic."-Amanda

"We went from bar to bar and a group of guys kept showing up and clapping for Amanda's boobs."- Me
Dad, turning to Amanda, "And how many of them did you want to fix and/or take care of?"

"Last night we were watching iron chef and one of the female judges kept complaining that there were bones in her chicken from three different competitors. Jon said,'How is she the only person getting all the chicken bones? She must be some kind of bone-magnet!'"- Beth Button on watching Iron Chef with her hubby

"Where's my colonna pineapple?"- Amanda
"Why are you talking about pineapple colonics?"- Mitch

"They're just clapping to be dicks."- Amanda
"That's not true. They're giving you a standing ovation because they genuinely love your boobs."- Me

"I not wetawded. I didn't use a single r in that sentence." -Mitch

"Stop drilling the lady with the boyfriend until as doesn't have a boyfriend."- Mitch

"Don't make me grab you. It's a true story." -Kathleen

"I'm sorry. I'm bored when I get drunk. It's a compliment."-Kathleen

"It's getting really licky over there."-Me

"My boobs are no longer out of control. Now they're just rioting."-Amanda

"I'm scrappy. I will fight someone."-Amanda
"Uh-huh."-Me

"He has moobies."- Amanda

"I don't want to see him naked because he has moobies... and also has a genis."-Amanda

"What do you have against schan?"-Mitch

"He's with his kids. He is with child."-Amanda

"I want an orange dreamsicle shake except I don't like orange so I want a vanilla shake."-Amanda

"Did you ever take your boobs and smash them on either side of his head?" -Mitch
"Well, yeah. Every guy likes to be Mickey Moused." -Amanda

"Yeah, she says things like 'I'm a beast' when she's around Americans." -Katie
"Yessssssss, I did say that." -Josie

"I'm gonna tell your kids that Aunt Josie said Alright bitches Aunt Josie said no."- Amanda
"What?"-Josie
"I was translating."- Amanda
"Yeah, well, something got lost in translation." -Josie