Fall 2011:

"I just need to get over this thing and stop being a pussy. No offense to your people."-Dustin

"Where is the black one, your dog?"- Karin
"The black one? Why did you say that when EZ left the room?"- Mitch

"My boyfriend got mad because he found out he wasn't first."-Amanda
"He thought he was Christopher Columbus?"- EZ
"He claimed that pussy in the name of Queen Isabella?"- Me

"What are you going to be for Halloween? I'm going to be a princess."- Kreeya
"I think I want to be an Indian princess."- Me
"You can't." -Kreeya
"Why not?" -Me
"Because you're not Indian." -Kreeya
"Kreeya, then that means you can't be Cinderella because she's white." -Sonny
(thinks about it, then turns to me)
"Ok you can be an Indian princess but I get to be Cinderella." -Kreeya

"You didn't bring your movies over."- Jeff
"Yeah she left her sex tape at home." -Me
"Don't tell him I have a sex tape." -Amanda
"Then you should have erased it." -Mitch
"We'll chill out. We won't tell him you wore cowboy boots in it." -Me
"Yeah, but the cowboy hat was a nice touch." -Mitch
"Om my God, my friends are assholes." -Amanda

"She really doesn't understand men. We're not a complicated breed." -Mitch

"Does the Canadian taste like bacon?" -Tenney
"No, he tastes like magic." -Amanda

"Sometimes Amanda likes to talk to strangers and I have to rape, I mean rein her in." -Me
"FYI you can't rape the willing!"-Amanda
"Thank you that was very inappropriate." -Me

"My new type is 6'6 and Canadian." -Amanda

"If you keep up that attitude, I'm gonna have Bailey take a Wes on your foot." -Mitch

"There should be a world of warcraft taco."-Tenney
"I think I liked it when I thought you called it a world of war crimes taco better. That taco committed genocide." -Me

"If Aaron ass-out hugs me again, I'm going to get angry. I mean, I'm not ugly. He should want to press his genitals against me." -Amanda

"Glitter is the STD I would give off if I were Ke$ha." -Me

"I don't want to fight with you. You fight like you're in prison."-Angel