August and September 2011:

"I really like the fabric swatches in the chair." -Mitch
(pauses)
"That might be the gayest thing I've ever said." -Mitch

"Can I gaze at you like you're a beautiful, sacred vessel?" -Jon
"No." -Beth
"Fine." -Jon
(gazes lovingly at fireplace)

"I love you." -Me
"I know." -Mitch
"That's a terrible thing to respond with." -Me
"No it's the best of all possible answers: Han Solo said it." -Tenney

"When you have to go to the bathroom, we'll just call it taking a Wes."
"Man, then I have to take a wicked Wes." -Mitch