Spring 2009:

Stiddhartha: I stole my boss' exhibit stickers. I'm not sure she needs them anyway.
Me: Well I heard she uses them at the strip club as pasties... Gentlemen, please turn your attention to Exhibit A.

"Hannah knows asses." -Stiddhartha
"So she's a conn-ass-sseur? -Me

"I think my abs just has an orgasm from touching your ass." -Hizzle
"You had an ab-gasm?" -Me

"I set up the ball of you." -Bone
"I noticed how the ball you set up for me is blue." -Me

"He's Bone. Your Bone-est." -Stiddhartha
"I'm superlative?" -Me