Winter 2008

"Hawaiian is good-bye in Chinese and Lay-how is hello in France and Thailand." -My little cousin, Elizabeth

"My friend Dora thinks I am part of her show, but really I'm not, I'm just watching." -My little cousin, Elizabeth

"You hurt my hand. Are you gonna kiss it and make it better?" -Steve
"No it's too hairy." -Our little cousin, Justin

"Guess what? I have a vagina and I'm told it's a hot commodity." -Me

"He's a pirate conversationalist. He jumps aboard your conversation and then hijacks it. It's his own version of talking terrorism." -Me

"Grandma are you feeding us out of cat bowls again?"- Craig
"No, they're not plastic."- Grandma

"I remember you being ticklish." -David
"Unfair you tickle terrorist!" -Me

"I kinda like you." -David
"I kinda figured." -Me

"When the robbers left, did they turn off the lights first?" -My Grandma

"I still love my dog, but she cannot lick my face ever again after she ate ground snickers." -Hendren

"You don't like fat guys or bearded guys and yet you date fat guys with beards and make them shave and lose weight and then dump them." - me

"I'm only confident...when there are... no people around."-Victoria

"He really opened me up to a lot of things." - Tara
"I bet he did." -Court