Studying for the Bar Semester:

"Stop being a pussy. Grow a dick... can't find it? Did it shrink up? Be a man! I want some." -Amanda

"I don't know what the definition of remorse is. I can't even feel what that would be like." -Hendren

"You have an STD. But I'm not gonna tell you which one. You have to guess." -Hendren

"I've been talking to you for like 15 minutes. You should be ready to jump off a cliff already." -Amanda

"Stupid, ugly, face... he needs to shave it... stupid..." -Amanda

"I'm weird, manipulative, and picky. I get that about myself." -Amanda

"He turned the ugly dial all the way to the right. It was an 11 on the richter scale."-Amanda

"He fucked like a champion." -Amanda

"He sucks at life. Sucks like a straw." -Hendren

"He is not in the trust tree. We won't let him up." -Hendren

"He's a big bag of douche." -Amanda

"He was crazy, burn down my house crazy, but he loved me." -Amanda

"Dude. 1993 called. It wants its jean shorts back." -Bobby
"Hey give him a break. He didn't get the message cause his beeper was full." -Me

"Hendren! I see your air guitar and raise you an air fiddle." -Me
"Oh yeah, watch this. Air triangle."- Bobby
"I'll do you one better. Air cowbell. I need more cowbell!" -Hendren

"She s'd my d this morning. Did anyone else get their s's d'd? -Nelly

"I'm sober bitches!" -Amanda

"Don't touch my phone. It's been in the nether regions." -Amanda

"Have you met my friend JBo cause she is one fierce bitch." -Amanda