3L first sem.:

"I had to check my gmail." -Me
"Gmail? Is that short for gangsta mail?" -Stiddhartha
"Yeah. My account name is youngthug3." -Me

"Hay-beus is for horses." -Stiddhartha

"I'm gonna hire breakdancers to serve subpoenas. That way, when they get served, they get SERVED." -Stiddhartha
"You got served squared?" -Me

"God loves JBo. He leaves her beautiful men on her couch in the middle of the night." -Amanda

"I don't know what this wants from me." -Amanda

"If I ever meet your match, I will ask him how he made it through the universe intact and are his innards made of Kryptonnite?"-Amanda on my equal

"Would you like to have lunch today?" -Amanda
"I can't I'm working." -Me
"It's o.k. I won't give up on you." -Amanda

"You're wearing fingerless gloves? Who do you think you are? Bonesteel?" -Conrad to Claire

"Haven't you noticed? I'm getting my mack on." -Amanda
"I'd like to notice when you're getting your mack off." -Me

"El Rack. Spanish for the Rack." -Beth

"Is you my baby's mama? Isn't that a Dr. Seuss book?" -Beth

"Oh it's a drum line. They can beat the drum slowly." -Beth
"I liked how you worked in the literary reference in your sexual innuendo." -Me

"He needs a spine." -Leen
"He doesn't have room for one." -Ashley

(cheering) "Cunnilingus cunnilingus."-Beth
"Chili isn't supposed to stay on your tongue for that long."-Leen
"See that's the exact opposite of what that cheer is about." -Me

"I wondered if anyone's ever asphyxiated on a boob." -Beth

"She wants to die having sex." -Leen
"I don't know if that'd be a good thing." -Beth
"That would traumatize someone." -Leen
"Well than it depends on if it's a good thing or not. Do I love him and never want him to do it with anyone else ever again.?" -Me

"Does it impair judgment? (reading the alcohol warning label) No. It impairs the ability to drive a car." -Leen
"No trust me. It impairs judgment." -Me

"It's always handy to have a spare set (of boobs)." -Leen
"I like mine on chest, not in hand." -Me
"One in the hand is like two in the bush. Oh." -Leen

"He's east of pretty?" -Leen
"I want downtown. City hall." -Beth

"Don't cover up the cleavage. I was admiring." -Leen

"That's personal between me and my rib." -Me

"He doesn't understand the biology, but he understands the physics." -Leen

"Want my Ron Paul handout?" -Leen

"Excessive use will result in unsanitary conditions." -Beth
"Did you go excessive?" -Leen
"No I peed." -Beth
"Excessively?" -Me

"My boobs are hot. They're pink." -Beth
"They're hot pink." -Leen

"If a post-it would proposition you, you would say yes?" -Beth

"I need a napkin." -Me
"Who is that hot? Is the mayor in our midst?" -Beth

"Did you tell him to hold the sperm you'd be back for it later?" -Me

"Bun in the oven? You can't do that over the internet. Gives new meaning to the words mail order." -Leen
"Do Not Spill." -Beth

"Libraries need love too Leen." -Me

"How about the you don't graduate early hobiscuit job?" -Graham

"Hobiscuit: someone so slutty they need to be sopped up with a biscuit." -Graham

"The remnants of what's leftover aren't something you wanna slop up." -Graham on his single guy friends

"Where's she from?" -Affan
"Hell." -Graham on one of the Profs

"Ya know that theory where someone holds something out as something else? This is what I've learned in law school." -Graham

"They're fine if you like pompous assholes." -Graham
"I must cause I'm still hanging out with you." -Me

"Sallie Mae owns me." -Me
"She has me by the..."-Beth
"Balls?" -Me
"I don't even have those so I have to borrow them too." -Beth

"She has bad ideas." -Amanda
"Like having babies." -Beth

"Two ways to scare a guy. 1. You're menstrating. 2. From your leg." -Amanda

"I don't see why big boobs are a big deal unless you put your penis in there...which is excellent." -Beth

"Bitch please." -Hendren

"I'm feelin on your boyfriend. Just kidding. (looks at guy) Call me when she goes to sleep." -Saya

"I've suddenly become obsessed with the difference between beating someone up and giving a beatdown. Which should be used in what context?" -Stiddhartha
"I think beatdown implies a vengence aspect." -Me
"How do you not have your own reality show?" -Dan

"Your last name is Bonesteel? Can we get married and I take your name and we name our child Bo Bonesteel or Ram Bo Bonesteel?" -John
"Why do you hate our future children?" -Me

"Bonesteel!" (flips me off) -Auggie
"I missed you too sugar." -Me

"He says, 'Say It.' and I don't know what to say." -Hendren
"Grab his hair and say, 'IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT." -Court

"I almost peed."-Hendren
"I do that a lot." -Court