Summer 2007 Quotes:

"Look at those legs. That girl's gotta be a horse." -Brandon

"I'll marry you if you get me another beer...but you gotta put out." -Brandon

"Wabash people and DePauw people know what to do when drunk. That's a skill." -Zeve

"Don't hit him cause then I'll have to fight him and I'm too drunk to do it but I'll do it." -Brandon

"Is that how they blow kids' noses in school Mama Jennifer?" -Zeve

"I tried to impregnate her so then she'd have to love me forever." -Brandon

"I'm an academic bulemic. I inhale as much information as I can and then vomit it all over my exam." -AJ

"Every time I hear the word beautiful, I think John Mayer. He's ruined the word for me." -Nolley

"I do fall strainage." -John

"He's saying you can't hurt women." -Mateja
"But we're causing the downfall of society?" -Me
"What do I care? I'm going to live forever." -Mateja

"I have a date tomorrow. I don't remember what she looks like, or what we talked about, but I have a date." -Brandon

"I mean you can't have sex with two girls at the same time unless you have two penises...which I don't." -Sam

"They are dreaming if they think we pay that much money to be productive." -Keith

"Vicious-Love, oh oh oh, Vicious Love." -Amy and Co.

"You can go back to your Italian villa and fuck yourself." -Matt

"I like drunk Julie." -Matt
"I like drunk Julie, too." -Julie

"Moehlner up." -Adam and Ulysses

"You're a social whore." -Matt

"It's a quite luxurious outline." -Adam imitating Prof. Emmert

"I would make out with myself if I could, I'm that pretty." -Saya

"I'm like I need to go to the Target so where's the weed. For some people it's a habit, for me, it's a lifestyle." -Saya

"I can't do probation...I don't have that kinda time." -Saya

"I'm above the law. I have evidence. I've been pulled over like 5 times in the past three years and haven't had a license since 1998." -Saya

"He fucked my face...it hurt my throat a little." -Saya

"What's this guy been saying?" Random guy who comes up to his friend.
"He's saying you're a pussy and he hates you." -Saya

"I'm mean he's a very docile little girl...he's a very sweet young lady." -Saya

"Everything's like an instant replay...it's like I'm sleeping with Dick Vitale." -Hendren

"I perpetually date awkward men." -Hendren

"I'm Fergie Baby." -Hendren after she began drunk spelling things.

"You're 40. Thanks for buying me drinks D-Bag." -Hendren