1L: First Sem. Quotes
"I don't want to hear condom stories from a virgin." -Sam
"I think I've been studying too long. I went to the bathroom in the library and realized my underwear on in inside-out." -Nat
"Hannah says we have the same personality." -Me
"Well you have nicer boobs so that will always set us apart." -Sam
"Does he know that he's been divvied up like pirate treasure?" -Me
"My ears are really warm." -Me
"I think that means someone's wearing your hat." -Paulson
"Well, I mean how would you feel if you dreamt about something you wanted and hadn't had in awhile and when you woke up, you didn't have it?"-Me
"I think guys and girls think differently. Guys dream of stuff they want but don't have when they wake up all the time." -Paulson
"I don't like to put my sucker down cause it gets all sticky."-Lauren
"I have great faith in you to make it through the sucker dilemna of 2005."-Me
"I feel like you're mocking me and I don't like it." -Lauren
"I feel like you're right and I do like it." -Me
"Maybe you should ride a bike. You've got no horn and have to use the little bell. And how can you be mad using the bell? Or get some streamers. I still have streamers on my bike. I don't even ride my bike. I just look at the front and say 'I've got streamers!'."-Paulson
"She's uberly overly critical." -Me
"Did you just say uberly overly as in really really critical?" -Paulson
"My phone number's got lots of threes, lots of sevens so it's easy to remember." -Me
"Or easily confusing to the dyslexic." -Paulson
"We want to do two red-headed sluts." -Amanda
"We're right here." -Court
"You're so cute!" -Me
"I know!" -Amanda
"There's the chalk." -student
"Well yes it is. If there was extra credit, you might have gotten some." -Prof. Magliocca
Summergerlz: except not in the enrique iglesias way....i don't want to be your hero that way oh no
Bethie121: you bet your sweet latin accent you do
"They say laughing causes cancer." -Paulson
"Shortness is our standard mode of operation." -Me
"He threw up out his nose. I don't know how he did that."- Amelia
"My breasts don't get out much. So when they do, I like to take them for a stroll." -Hannah
"Are you good in the saddle?" -Jeff
"I don't know. It's been a long time since I rode a horse." -Natalie
"Do you always hump people's stoves?" -Joe
"I try not to do it, but I find that it's a habit." -Jeff
"You should always take care to pick a good wallpaper. I think that's an old ancient Chinese proverb." -Jobu
"Yes. I think they also said a simple facebook makes for a happy man." -Me
"Great thinkers have great thoughts and vice versa. That's my version of the completeness theorem." -Jobu
"I'm a great boob with a tremendous man rack." -Jobu
"Angel has Cliff over." -Me
"Clifford? The big red dog?" -Canada
"And you and Beth can be Fred and Daphne and go 'look for clues' when actually you're going to make out in a closet."-Me
"I like how you think. I need a neckerchief." -Jobu
"If you do it patiently, you can peel the skin off the head."- Natalie
"I know someone who got kicked out of a public place for skinning a squirrel, but that's an entirely different matter."-Paulson
"They're chachtastic." -Me
"Roommate, where are we? We were in Indianapolis, but suddenly we're in this island oasis." -Beth
28 November 2005
Classic Quotes from DPU Senior Year:
"Those fuckers. You could come in with your leg cut off and they'd give you a pregnancy test." -Beth
"Liar liar pants on fire." -Me
"Yes. Fire from my loins." -Beth
"Blindfolds and dirty dice: all about it. Whips and handcuffs, not so much." -Beth
"I missed you man!" -Me
"Aw. I just stuck my hand in wet paint." -Matt
"All that time I was drinking o.j. I was thinking imaginary sex. O.J. imaginary sex." -Tweeder
"You know what my name means? King of your ass!" -Grable
"Sometimes I mind not getting a fuck." -Me
"Girls who don't make out with other girls are boring." -Kate
"The Man can't keep me down!" -Me
"Unless he's hot." -Beth
"No! I like to be on top!" -Me
"Too many hot boys spoil the broth." -Beth
"Yeah he smokes a lot. He smokes like a...weed." -Morgan
"I, my boob, you." -Lauren
"I'm a slut deep down inside just like everybody else." -Me
"My non-existant penis muscle hurts." -Beth
"I'm bad at graduating." -Beth
"Don't ever be a cylinder." -Me
"I'm the cheapest male prostitute ever." -Canada
"There's no ass in team. I don't know why that matters." -Beth
" I still believe in Santa. I just believe he no longer comes to my house because I've been a bad bad girl." -Me
"Hoods are for pussies. Oh wait! I just realized the double entendre." -Beth
"I'll be like that old man in the pink visor is hot." -Beth
"You're in my loinal area." -Me
"I have boobs. Wanna talk to me?" -Beth
"It was in my blind spot. Or my blonde hair spot. One of the two." -Eileen
"I'm in your boat. Or the little dinghy that's attached to your boat." -Beth
"You're in the niche of my butt." -Eileen
"It's on the sperm of the moment." -Stew
"I have to...shit!" -Beth
"It makes my hands feel like shit! Not satin! Shit!" -Beth
"You can easily handle a fifth of curl? That's hardcore!" -Canada
"I'll wear a little mask and say I'm the blowjob crusader." -Beth
"I'd feel like I was fucking a twelve year old." -Eileen
"That's the beauty of it." -Jess
"It's like a Gap commercial. Fall into my cleavage." -Beth
"The only god she prays to is the porcelain one." -Washy
"I like being topless. Just not in pictures." -Me
"Aw. You're fun sized like a little candy bar." -Josh
"Your mayonnaise looks a little limp." -Morgan
"I feel like my hair looks." -Me
"I like to flirt with danger. Is your name danger?"
-Beth
"I see no turning. I see no going. Hence, I see no turning-and-going." -Tom
"We don't even have one of those constitutional agreements where we're butt buddies." -Me
"I'm like a social butterfly. I pollinate the air with my words, then leave." -Brock
"You just bit the fuck out of my shoulder. My shoulder has no more fuck." -Beth
"Roomie, is this shady or sunny?" -Beth
"We're a whole lot of shade." -Me
"yeah, we're like a mother fuckin' oak tree." -Beth
"You name it and I've been shoved in it. Oh that's rough." -Beth
"If I wanted to see a vagina, I'd bend over a mirror and look at my own." -Me
"Aw, my dick has no balls." -Beth
"I thought I looked good in your shorts." -Me
"You do. You remind me of myself." -Canada
"My heart is a cold and lonely place." -Jobu
"Colin Firth could be like here's some peanut butter and miniature horses and I'd be like let's go!" -Beth
"You've got huge ovaries!" -Canada
"If you were one of those dancing hamspters, I would soooo buy you!" -Eileen
"Oh! Beth's in that car!" -Jobu
"Frankly, you look like you swallowed a vibrator." -Eileen
"I mean, I'm not saying no..."-Canada
"He looks alright. But he dances with his hands." -Beth
"FYI: the Eiffel Tower is not sexy when rubbed across your boobs." -Eileen
"FYI: everything is sexy when rubbed across my boobs." -Beth
"Despite that little nasty gram you left me I'm feeling suprisingly springy." -Me
"Oh mon shit!" -Beth
"We made a list of all the nice guys here at DePauw and all we came up with was numbers." -Carol
"Who has a 12 inch penis?" -Sarah
"I do. It's taped to the inside of my leg." -Laura
"I did, but you're mom did...wait, that made no sense. " -Beth
"That's right. I'm a man-bitch." -Amelia
"Oh my shit is adaptive. Oh my shit is universal." -Beth
"I want a cabana boy. Why don't I have a cabana boy?" -Me
"The world is your cabana boy." -Beth
"Those fuckers. You could come in with your leg cut off and they'd give you a pregnancy test." -Beth
"Liar liar pants on fire." -Me
"Yes. Fire from my loins." -Beth
"Blindfolds and dirty dice: all about it. Whips and handcuffs, not so much." -Beth
"I missed you man!" -Me
"Aw. I just stuck my hand in wet paint." -Matt
"All that time I was drinking o.j. I was thinking imaginary sex. O.J. imaginary sex." -Tweeder
"You know what my name means? King of your ass!" -Grable
"Sometimes I mind not getting a fuck." -Me
"Girls who don't make out with other girls are boring." -Kate
"The Man can't keep me down!" -Me
"Unless he's hot." -Beth
"No! I like to be on top!" -Me
"Too many hot boys spoil the broth." -Beth
"Yeah he smokes a lot. He smokes like a...weed." -Morgan
"I, my boob, you." -Lauren
"I'm a slut deep down inside just like everybody else." -Me
"My non-existant penis muscle hurts." -Beth
"I'm bad at graduating." -Beth
"Don't ever be a cylinder." -Me
"I'm the cheapest male prostitute ever." -Canada
"There's no ass in team. I don't know why that matters." -Beth
" I still believe in Santa. I just believe he no longer comes to my house because I've been a bad bad girl." -Me
"Hoods are for pussies. Oh wait! I just realized the double entendre." -Beth
"I'll be like that old man in the pink visor is hot." -Beth
"You're in my loinal area." -Me
"I have boobs. Wanna talk to me?" -Beth
"It was in my blind spot. Or my blonde hair spot. One of the two." -Eileen
"I'm in your boat. Or the little dinghy that's attached to your boat." -Beth
"You're in the niche of my butt." -Eileen
"It's on the sperm of the moment." -Stew
"I have to...shit!" -Beth
"It makes my hands feel like shit! Not satin! Shit!" -Beth
"You can easily handle a fifth of curl? That's hardcore!" -Canada
"I'll wear a little mask and say I'm the blowjob crusader." -Beth
"I'd feel like I was fucking a twelve year old." -Eileen
"That's the beauty of it." -Jess
"It's like a Gap commercial. Fall into my cleavage." -Beth
"The only god she prays to is the porcelain one." -Washy
"I like being topless. Just not in pictures." -Me
"Aw. You're fun sized like a little candy bar." -Josh
"Your mayonnaise looks a little limp." -Morgan
"I feel like my hair looks." -Me
"I like to flirt with danger. Is your name danger?"
-Beth
"I see no turning. I see no going. Hence, I see no turning-and-going." -Tom
"We don't even have one of those constitutional agreements where we're butt buddies." -Me
"I'm like a social butterfly. I pollinate the air with my words, then leave." -Brock
"You just bit the fuck out of my shoulder. My shoulder has no more fuck." -Beth
"Roomie, is this shady or sunny?" -Beth
"We're a whole lot of shade." -Me
"yeah, we're like a mother fuckin' oak tree." -Beth
"You name it and I've been shoved in it. Oh that's rough." -Beth
"If I wanted to see a vagina, I'd bend over a mirror and look at my own." -Me
"Aw, my dick has no balls." -Beth
"I thought I looked good in your shorts." -Me
"You do. You remind me of myself." -Canada
"My heart is a cold and lonely place." -Jobu
"Colin Firth could be like here's some peanut butter and miniature horses and I'd be like let's go!" -Beth
"You've got huge ovaries!" -Canada
"If you were one of those dancing hamspters, I would soooo buy you!" -Eileen
"Oh! Beth's in that car!" -Jobu
"Frankly, you look like you swallowed a vibrator." -Eileen
"I mean, I'm not saying no..."-Canada
"He looks alright. But he dances with his hands." -Beth
"FYI: the Eiffel Tower is not sexy when rubbed across your boobs." -Eileen
"FYI: everything is sexy when rubbed across my boobs." -Beth
"Despite that little nasty gram you left me I'm feeling suprisingly springy." -Me
"Oh mon shit!" -Beth
"We made a list of all the nice guys here at DePauw and all we came up with was numbers." -Carol
"Who has a 12 inch penis?" -Sarah
"I do. It's taped to the inside of my leg." -Laura
"I did, but you're mom did...wait, that made no sense. " -Beth
"That's right. I'm a man-bitch." -Amelia
"Oh my shit is adaptive. Oh my shit is universal." -Beth
"I want a cabana boy. Why don't I have a cabana boy?" -Me
"The world is your cabana boy." -Beth
SIT quotes- once written on the Belfast hostel wall:
"The Strokes St. Patrick's Day Concert" -poster
"Stroke me, I'm Irish?" -Laurel
"Stroke me just 'cause!" -Me
"I don't know how I feel about rooming with that one." -Me
"It's like a bad one-night stand!" -Rachel
"Two gay people out doing each other is beautiful." -Rachel
"I didn't become a fat kid by leaving food behind." -Me
"Oh El Gato..." -Laurel
"The Strokes St. Patrick's Day Concert" -poster
"Stroke me, I'm Irish?" -Laurel
"Stroke me just 'cause!" -Me
"I don't know how I feel about rooming with that one." -Me
"It's like a bad one-night stand!" -Rachel
"Two gay people out doing each other is beautiful." -Rachel
"I didn't become a fat kid by leaving food behind." -Me
"Oh El Gato..." -Laurel
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